One summer afternoon I walked down to the bank after drinking some fine agave tequila. As I stood in line I looked down and realized I had left the house wearing one black shoe and one brown shoe. Embarrassed, I left the bank, and I haven’t had the nerve to go back since. I miss…

The other day I saw a dog who I could tell was completely embarrassed to be seen in public with its owner. The end

  There was an old man who blamed his behavior on the Devil.   He claimed his right leg would occasionally become possessed, and this was why he would from time to time kick people around town for no apparent reason.    A group of townsfolk decided to help the poor man with his ‘ailment’.  …