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ONE BLACK SHOE AND ONE BROWN SHOE (for Charles Bukowski)
One summer afternoon I walked down to the bank after drinking some fine agave tequila. As I stood in line I looked down and realized I had left the house wearing one black shoe and one brown shoe. Embarrassed, I left the bank, and I haven’t had the nerve to go back since. I miss…
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The Dog
The other day I saw a dog who I could tell was completely embarrassed to be seen in public with its owner. The end
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The Possessed Appendage
There was an old man who blamed his behavior on the Devil. He claimed his right leg would occasionally become possessed, and this was why he would from time to time kick people around town for no apparent reason. A group of townsfolk decided to help the poor man with his ‘ailment’. …
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Powdered Frankenstein: part I
1. It was the Holy of Holies… possibly the most elusive collectible in the realm of horror memorabilia, although to call such a thing memorabilia was to grossly mislabel the substance, as well as greatly undervalue its worth. Daniel was thirty-eight and had been hearing about Powdered Frankenstein at least since his twenties. It was…
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